Puffer fish, though extremely poisonous, are inexplicably cute!
a man types his facebook status.
"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
the ‘no-D December lolol’ thing is still really confusing to me because like
why are they waiting until December….? it makes it sound like these guys will be having happy, passionate, hairy sex with their girlfriends all through November but as soon as December rolls around and no-shave month is over and the razor reappears… no. they just can’t summon the enthusiasm anymore. now that they have experienced the delights of body hair, there is no going back. there will be no more D.
So i was looking at the 72 kings of hell with my brother and i found something
This is Stolas he is a prince of hell
And this is a Furby
stolas just has longer legs
OMFG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW JFC I’M DEAD
I’m more weirded out by the fact that apparently one of the princes of hell is an owl on stilts.